Mrs Vice President Just One Question

Sarah Palin's church has decided that there is no better way to spread the suspect and second hand stories of Jesus than to promote a conference in Anchorage, Alaska that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer. Though Mrs. Palin is yet to voice her opinion on the matter, and she better soon with a full repudiation before her electability is severely damaged, the same guilt by association has to be applied to her as is being applied to Mr. Obama's relationship with Bill Ayers. Yet again we have another example of the absolutely irrational, unreasonable lunacy that religion brings into the public forum. We must all feel comforted that the Christian folk of Alaska have the white haired patriarch on speed dial (as he floats somewhere above our heads like a lost dysfunctional Russian Satellite) and can summon him to smote down conversions on those that are stained among us. Absolutely unbelievable! 

It's almost 2009 people.